We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
