just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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