you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
vagina is talking i cant
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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