The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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