Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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