I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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