no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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