Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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