Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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