woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You are a genius and a whore.
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