I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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