You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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