i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
