He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
if only i could text you this smell
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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