Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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