Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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