But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket