This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way