No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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