Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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