I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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