i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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