your room smells of hookers.
And success
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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