So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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