Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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