community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
There's always time for handjobs
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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