I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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