pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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