You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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