we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Found your dick twin last night
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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