My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
His hands were made for my vagina.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
