Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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