just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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