Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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