are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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