WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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