Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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