that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Randomize
