Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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