i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
