i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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