Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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