Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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