piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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