thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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