arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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