you win again, gameday.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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