if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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