how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
People in love make me want to vomit
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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