Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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