I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
