So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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