What should our trivia night team be named?
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Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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