Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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